Not all battles happen on the battlefield. Some happen in traffic, meetings, and Monday mornings. This satirical tee celebrates the art of staying calm under fire — whether it’s your inbox exploding, your coffee going cold, or your boss asking for “just one more quick thing.” A perfect fit for caffeine warriors, daily survivors, and anyone who laughs in the face of chaos (mostly to keep from crying).
Soft, durable, and responsibly made, it’s the uniform for anyone who treats life like target practice — but only aims for humor.
 
Features:

100% US-grown cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
Classic fit with a timeless crew neckline
Tear-away label for a scratch-free experience
Ethically produced and certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol & Oeko-Tex