You will own nothing. You will obey the dress code.
This sci-fi parody tee imagines a future ruled by endless meetings, corporate empires, and smiling overlords who promise “diversity” for all. It’s a playful nod to non-conformity, control, and the idea that the galaxy might just run better under rebel management.
Perfect for rebels, skeptics, and anyone who sees the funny side of total system upgrades.
 
Features:
 
Made from 100% US-grown cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for comfort and durability
Classic fit with a neat crew neckline — ideal for casual or semi-formal rebellion
Tear-away label for a scratch-free fit
Ethically produced and certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol & Oeko-Tex