If bad decisions were on tap, this lot would run the brewery.
This parody tee reimagines the classic beer slogan for the age of questionable leadership, endless promises, and frothy nonsense. A perfect gift for anyone who likes their laughs dark, their pints cold, and their politics shaken (not stirred).
Soft, durable, and sustainably made from 100% cotton — it’s ideal pub wear for democrats, skeptics, and equal-opportunity eye-rollers everywhere.
 
Features:

100% US-grown cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for comfort and durability
Classic fit with a neat crew neckline — pub-ready and protest-approved
Tear-away label for a scratch-free experience
Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for safety and sustainability